Note to self: the next time your kid mail orders chicks and they arrive with a “free bonus chick included,” DO NOT let child go online to determine what species the chick is.
The kid will mostly like type in some obvious traits about the chick which, in this case, were: big, black chick.
See you on the therapist’s couch.
Fresh Air and Sarcasm 
Love it! Also make sure they never go to whitehouse.com when looking for info on the President.
It’s .gov,
.com is a WHOLE other ball game.