Halloween was just two days ago and the candy bowl is quite full.
As of 11:30AM I have eaten:
a bowl of oatmeal with banana, walnuts and chia seeds
two “fun size” Heath bars*
two pieces of Hubba Bubba bubble gum
one glass of water
a Kit Kat bar and
a Snickers bar.
And really, the oatmeal and the water were just for show. The Reese’s peanut butter cups will be served with dinner.
*Can I just add that “fun size” is a ridiculous notion? Here’s what’s fun: screaming your head off while sitting in the front seat of a turn of the century, rickety, wooden roller coaster alongside a kid who gets nauseous at the sight of roller coasters but has decided that today is the day he will ride. After he just drank a big glass of milk.
Kinda makes a .50 oz. piece of candy look wimpy. Even if you eat 6 or more in a row (with breakfast).
Fresh Air and Sarcasm 
Having just finished off 4 Tootsie Rolls in 10 minutes …. I hear ya and feel your pain !!
It’s horrible.
YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING YOU GOT FOR RIDING A WOODEN ROLLER COASTER OR WHAT EVER. wHY DID YOU SUBJECTYOUR KID TO THE EXPERIENCE IF YOU KNEW HE WAs going to puke in your lap, which I hope was the case. Any way keep it up. I wll try to make my comments equally obnoxious. There is no meaning in the capitalization, except to say that I would castrate the A hole who put the caps lock next to shift