Breakfast of Champions

2 Nov

Halloween was just two days ago and the candy bowl is quite full.

As of 11:30AM I have eaten:

a bowl of oatmeal with banana, walnuts and chia seeds

two “fun size” Heath bars*

two pieces of Hubba Bubba bubble gum

one glass of water

a Kit Kat bar and

a Snickers bar.

And really, the oatmeal and the water were just for show.  The Reese’s peanut butter cups will be served with dinner.

*Can I just add that “fun size” is a ridiculous notion?  Here’s what’s fun: screaming your head off while sitting in the front seat of a turn of the century, rickety, wooden roller coaster alongside a kid who gets nauseous at the sight of roller coasters but has decided that today is the day he will ride.  After he just drank a big glass of milk.

Kinda makes a .50 oz. piece of candy look wimpy.  Even if you eat 6 or more in a row (with breakfast).

3 Responses to “Breakfast of Champions”

  1. Joanne November 2, 2011 at 1:38 pm #

    Having just finished off 4 Tootsie Rolls in 10 minutes …. I hear ya and feel your pain !!

  2. ydaf November 2, 2011 at 4:51 pm #

    YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING YOU GOT FOR RIDING A WOODEN ROLLER COASTER OR WHAT EVER. wHY DID YOU SUBJECTYOUR KID TO THE EXPERIENCE IF YOU KNEW HE WAs going to puke in your lap, which I hope was the case. Any way keep it up. I wll try to make my comments equally obnoxious. There is no meaning in the capitalization, except to say that I would castrate the A hole who put the caps lock next to shift

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