Signed: “Fresh Air and Sarcasm’s” Mother

(Names have not been changed.  You wanted to be a vice principal, you’re going to BE vice principal.)

Dear Vice Principal Klenk:

This week’s “Fresh Air and Sarcasm” is absent due to clement weather, pleasant breezes and a laissez-faire attitude that Jean-Baptiste Colbert would be proud to call his own.

See you next Wednesday.

(Make hand gesture of choice here.)

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