To one woman, lady, baby, girl, babygirl, corazón, or loverman add
another woman, lady, baby, girl, babygirl, corazón, and/or loverman.
(For a spicier version definitely add another woman.)
Sprinkle liberally with action verbs like:
drinkin’, cheatin’, lyin’;
leavin’, stayin’, cryin’ or
workin’, beggin’ and dyin’.
Introduce a level of complexity by adding an activity such as:
“aggravating”
“mistreating” or
“getting your ham bones boiled.”
Add optional ingredients to further customize your recipe. The following have resulted in successful outcomes: peaches, pork chops, wine, whiskey and Tangueray.
When your mix is complete, place it on a mode of transportation-preferably a train. But not just any train- the midnight train is best. You may substitute a morning train or the more generic “night” train but avoid scooters, Smart cars and Rollerblades as results cannot be guaranteed. In a pinch, you may also utilize an old pick up. Or walk. With no shoes on your feet.
Ride the train to: Georgia, Chicago, Kansas City, Memphis, St. Louis, New Orleans or “The Crossroads” where, upon arrival, you will regain your mojo and take it back to the bridge.
Garnish liberally with an “oo-ee”, “uh-huh,” “boom boom boom boom” or “alright” and top off with a question or two such as: “can I get?” or “do you feel?”
Blend until smooth.
Serves one.
Fresh Air and Sarcasm 
I think we can take a good guess at a rollerblade out come, liked falling to the knees, brushing the dirt from your hands, or wiping the mess of your face.