At a party:
makes liberal use of the word “wonderful.” From the crudite to the secondhand smoke, it’s all “wonderful.” Except life. Life, my friend, is a Cabaret.
At similar party with a piano in the room:
all roads lead to Streisand who, need I say, is “wonderful.”
In college:
spells theatre using “re” and then complains about constant battles with spellcheck.
At the unemployment office:
believes that everything happens for a reason and not just because she picked the wrong major, then complains about constant battles with student loan officer.
(Because this is a State office, underworked staff members will pretend to care but do nothing until 4:00 when they swiftly head home to complain about constant battles with their supervisor.)
Online:
is a blogger.
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