Tag Archives: theatre

Spot the Theatre Major

27 Oct

At a party:

makes liberal use of the word “wonderful.”  From the crudite to the secondhand smoke, it’s all “wonderful.”  Except life.  Life, my friend, is a Cabaret.

At similar party with a piano in the room:

all roads lead to Streisand who, need I say, is “wonderful.”

In college:

spells theatre using “re” and then complains about constant battles with spellcheck.

At the unemployment office:

believes that everything happens for a reason and not just because she picked the wrong major, then complains about constant battles with student loan officer.

(Because this is a State office, underworked staff members will pretend to care but do nothing until 4:00 when they swiftly head home to complain about constant battles with their supervisor.)

Online:

is a blogger.

%d bloggers like this: